Monday, October 30, 2006

Cardinals Win The Series and Metrolink Drops The Ball

Like every good city with a MLB team who wins the Series, St. Lou threw the victory parade. And I , like a good fan, went to watch and take some fuzzy digital pics of my favs. So, off I went with Roomie and Roomie's Friend to Union Station. We were two hours early, but the lines had already begun to form down Market Street. After claiming our spot, Roomie and I went got food (standing in line for a half hour at Quiznos), went back and waited for the parade. Long story short, the parade was good, could have been better, but hey, we weren't expecting this, so I can forgive.

Now the real story begins. The most popular mode of transportation for those of us in the outlying areas of St. Lou (aka "The County") is the Metrolink, a train service that is still clean and safe at this point in history. Usually they are pretty good about preparing for major events, but yesterday they completely frelled it up.

At my suggestion, we first went into Union Station to prowl the shops and wait for the lines to go down, usually that would have worked. After about 45 minutes we exited and beheld "THE LINE". I should have taken a picture.

So we stood there and shuffled along. After about 10 minutes I made the 1st of many unheeded suggestions. "Hey guys, let's go east and get back on to go West at another stop."

This strategy has worked quite well for me in the past. But no, the girls prefered to stand in line.

So finally, we got on a train. Now, for those of you who don't live in St. Lou, let me 'splain. There are now two whole tracks in the Metrolink line (hey, we're growing!). One goes North and West to Lambert Airport, the other South and slightly West to Shrewsbury. When we got on the train, the sign said "Lambert Airport". Which meant we were on the correct train to go back to our station, North Hanley. After one stop, the train stopped at "the yard" and changed drivers. Okay, shift change, no prob. But then came the ANNOUNCEMENT.

"Ladies and Gentlemen there has been a change of schedule and this train will now be going to Shrewsbury."

Our car literally howled at this. Most of the people on the train would now have to disembark and wait in the gathering dark and lowering temps for another Lambert-bound train. My friends and I, in an attempt to avoid the on-rush of passengers at the usual switch stop of Forest Park, got off at the previous station. And we waited, and waited and waited.

Announcement #2 came "The Event at Busch Stadium has now concluded."

Translation: Folks another 20 thousand people are about to board the trains four stops ahead of you. You're screwed."

Two Shrewsbury trains and one PACKED Lambert train later, Roomie's Friend said, "Or we could just hop on this East-bound train and go back."

I didn't hesitate.

So we rode all the way back to Laclede's Landing (at the Arch), crossed the platform, got on the next Lambert train (got SEATS) and rode home.

So, wait time for the parade, 2 hours.

Wait time for the train: 45min - 1 hour.

Wait time for ANOTHER train -45-min.

Travel time once we took action 1 hour.

There was more stupidity, but I wont bore you with it. But what should have been a small space of the afternoon wound up taking the ENTIRE afternoon, and after I got home, I was WAY to tired to accomplish anything else.

Just remember, when going to a major event in St. Lou, be prepared to get creative with your traveling.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

300

Ho-leee sheep shit this looks amazing!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Day of Atonement

Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement. To my recollection, there is no such day in the Christian faith, except to say that one is supposed to atone (or feel that one must) every single day of the year.

Of course, being an agnostic (happily and comfortably so thankyouverymuch), I can choose to observe, or not observe any particular religious holiday in any fashion that I want. This totally rocks.

And so I have decided that in "celebration" of Yom Kippur, I will now issue:


"The 2006 I'm Sorry List"

I'm sorry if I haven't told my family how much I love them enough.

I'm sorry I don't get to spend more time with my friends.

I'm sorry I can't sleep as late as I'd like and still have enough hours in the day to accomplish everything I need to do.

I'm sorry the Republicans are still in power...(for now, VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!)

I'm sorry I'm still fat.

I'm sorry that two sick bastards took themselves out this week, but not before harming innocents, and taking some along with them. If I believed in Hell I'd tell them to rot in it...assholes.

I'm sorry our troops are still in Iraq.

I'm sorry I don't make a six-figure income.

I'm sorry that so many people are suffering around the world, and that I don't do more to help.

I'm sorry that Watchamacallit candy bars added caramel 'lo those many years ago.

I'm sorry I don't change my cats' litter box like I should (eww).

I'm sorry my marriage ended.

I'm sorry that I've probably said some really stupid things this year, and tramped on some people's feelings.

I'm sorry Bill Clinton didn't have more time on Fox News (Note to Democrats... THAT is what your constituents want to see!)

I'm sorry I don't know a martial art.

I'm sorry I didn't win the lottery...yet.

I'm sorry I'm so scattered most of the time.

I'm sorry people can't just leave one another alone.

I'm sorry I don't handle my money as well as I could.

I'm sorry that stupidity is only curable by death.

I'm sorry that my courage often fails me.

I'm sorry if this is boring you.

I'm sorry I don't read more.

I'm sorry my desk is so messy...as is my bedroom...and the kitchen...and the living room...don't even LOOK at the bathroom...

I'm sorry I don't travel more.

I'm sorry our Democratic Leaders (I use the term loosely) aren't going for the jugular. Here are some topics, talk amongst yourselves. War Profiteering, Price Gouging by the Oil Companies, Torture, Misleading "Intelligence" any of these will do!

I'm sorry it has taken me so long to blog again.

I'm sorry that gas prices will jump again once the election is over...what, you don't think we're fooled, do you?

Sigh.

I think that will do it for this year. Feel free to add your own apologies.

Shalom, ya'll.